wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(via amautifect)



sherlockholmesismydrug:

fawns-and-bees:

cupidmike:

fl4m3l:

happafaith:

pizzaforpresident:

scarymermaid:

satanicspacecat:

roxxieyo:

Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHE IS TRANS SHE IS UNREAL

wait WHAT

HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS REAL LIKE WOW

HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS REAL LIKE WOW” hey friend hey buddy hey pal lets not do that

Shocking new results prove trans women not real, but actually unholy sirens summoned up from the depths of hell to seduce unsuspecting bigots into eventually giving up their money, time, and lives. What a tragedy.

transition goals tbh

I’m so happy for her!

(via i-could-be-so-much-more)



gameraboy:

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

gameraboy:

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

(via ettusalad)


Fuck it.


Connors home and I can’t even bring my self to sit down stairs and socialise. He’s gonna think I’m ignoring him 😔 worst girlfriend ever.


holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

(via deenie-weenie)


nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

(via deenie-weenie)


whatisitcalledagain:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

[Psychological] Modeling

whatisitcalledagain:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

[Psychological] Modeling

(via beegatsby)


classically-incomplete:

Not all men are rapists.

Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Not all Christians hate gay people.

Not all feminists hate men.

Not all women believe in feminism.

The majority is irrelevant. If we spent our time saying “not all…” We’d never get shit done.

(via beegatsby)


zwei-herzschlage:

tokiohotels:

CAN WE ALL WRITE TOKIO HOTEL A LONG ASS LETTER THAT WE REALLY MISSED AND LOVE THEM AND THAT THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS A BUNDLE OF EMOTIONAL WRECKS WHO ARE MORE THAN HAPPY THAT THEY’RE BACK AND HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO US BECAUSE I DONT THINK THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY DO TO US WITH COMING BACK 

yes please

(via hey-miss-murder-i-love-you)


rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via beegatsby)


fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

(via hey-miss-murder-i-love-you)


liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

(via no-drugs-or-nuclear-weapons)